The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that looting and pillaging supermarkets is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Islamist youths are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Islamist youths pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Michael Howerd who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..