The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyber criminals are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyber criminals pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Jonathan Aitkin who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..