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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was Vince Cable who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.


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