The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of terrorising innocent investment bankers, all of them involving Al Qu’aeda bosses.

In the glorious days of Conservative head office, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience terrorising innocent investment bankers, but nowadays thanks to Al Qu’aeda bosses terrorising innocent investment bankers is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..