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I’m not racist but surely allowing criminal gangs from Eastern Europe to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe aren’t being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. An unnamed source agrees with me, saying today, "But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.


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