The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are injecting crack into primary school children every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses injecting crack into primary school children was some bloke in the pub who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.