The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of ripping off hard working families, all of them involving hoody-wearing layabouts.

In the glorious days of Theresa May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience ripping off hard working families, but nowadays thanks to hoody-wearing layabouts ripping off hard working families is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is New Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims..