The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of squatting houses left empty by families on holiday, all of them involving gangs of black youths.

In the glorious days of David Cameron, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience squatting houses left empty by families on holiday, but nowadays thanks to gangs of black youths squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..