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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that insane Brussels bureaucrats are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack insane Brussels bureaucrats being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Theresa May who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..


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