The Mail has learned that cyber criminals are responsible for drilling for oil in one family's back garden.

Has the world gone mad? Cyber criminals are drilling for oil in one family's back garden with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Theresa May, who said "we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense."