Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow Noam Chomsky devotees such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but Noam Chomsky devotees have this week been revealed as using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps Noam Chomsky devotees would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of George Osborne who this week said, "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is acceptable behaviour.