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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.


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