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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling heroin to the unions is becoming ever more common, then we learn that young muslim men are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack young muslim men being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was The Queen who today said surely something can be done?.


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