Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now causing cancer. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Lala from the teletubbies revealed that the poor have been causing cancer with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for the poor.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Lala from the teletubbies went on to say.


Lala from the teletubbies concluded, "As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood.".