The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gypsies are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gypsies injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Boris Johnson who today said Waterboarding is not torture.