The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that homosexuals are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack homosexuals injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was The Queen who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..