The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was a homeowner who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.