The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of selling heroin to the unions, all of them involving lesbians.

In the glorious days of Michael Howerd, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience selling heroin to the unions, but nowadays thanks to lesbians selling heroin to the unions is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..