The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of eating babies, all of them involving paedophiles.

In the glorious days of Jim Davidson, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience eating babies, but nowadays thanks to paedophiles eating babies is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..