The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are terrorising innocent investment bankers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders terrorising innocent investment bankers was James May who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.