The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of praising Osama Bin Laden, all of them involving anarchists calling themselves the Wombles.

In the glorious days of Bernard Jenkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience praising Osama Bin Laden, but nowadays thanks to anarchists calling themselves the Wombles praising Osama Bin Laden is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.