Boris Johnson has today said "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Boris Johnson’s comments come in a week that has seen unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace involved in being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) on an ever more frequent basis.

Boris Johnson’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.