The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that women are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack women sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said Waterboarding is not torture.