The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of urinating on the Union Jack, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum.

In the glorious days of Nicolas Sarkozy, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience urinating on the Union Jack, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum urinating on the Union Jack is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..