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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that migrants are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack migrants pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Nicolas Sarkozy who today said the lady’s not for turning.


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