The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are eating babies every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses eating babies was some bloke in the pub who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..