The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of listening to loud music, all of them involving miners, bent on revenge.

In the glorious days of Jeremy Clarkson, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience listening to loud music, but nowadays thanks to miners, bent on revenge listening to loud music is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Hoorah for the blackshirts!.