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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of immigrating, all of them involving young muslim men.

In the glorious days of Angela Merkel, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience immigrating, but nowadays thanks to young muslim men immigrating is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..


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