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With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more Jeremy Corbyn fans have been plotting to kidnap a senior royal?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into Jeremy Corbyn fans - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Plotting to kidnap a senior royal must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by Jeremy Corbyn fans.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about Jeremy Corbyn fans, A hardworking family said "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".


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