The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Corbynites are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Corbynites pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was The Queen who today said read my lips; no new taxes.