Ian Dunkin-Donuts has today said "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".

Speaking at Alton Towers Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments come in a week that has seen glue-sniffing teenagers involved in ripping off hard working families on an ever more frequent basis.

Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to glue-sniffing teenagers it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Glue-sniffing teenagers and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.