The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum.

In the glorious days of Some bloke in the pub, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Ban this sick filth.