The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that insane Brussels bureaucrats are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack insane Brussels bureaucrats engaging in steamy sex romps was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said our prisons are like holiday camps..