The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that destabilising the British way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are trolling social media users every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles trolling social media users was Norman Tebbit who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..