The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that women are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack women injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Beyonce who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..