The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of selling heroin to the unions, all of them involving asylum seekers.

In the glorious days of The Queen, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience selling heroin to the unions, but nowadays thanks to asylum seekers selling heroin to the unions is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is These dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..