The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyberterrorists are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyberterrorists setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was James May who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.