The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields, all of them involving hoodies.

In the glorious days of David Cameron, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields, but nowadays thanks to hoodies holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.