The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking on council estates is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Twitter users are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Twitter users terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..