Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Twitter users have been tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks outside nursery schools.

Terror expert The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks: The True Face Of Evil", The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police says, "Waterboarding is not torture".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for Twitter users. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.