I’m not racist but surely allowing followers of Hugo Chavez to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Urinating on the Union Jack is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that followers of Hugo Chavez aren’t urinating on the Union Jack in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. David Cameron agrees with me, saying today, "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.