The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that youths are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack youths using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Conservative head office who today said surely something can be done?.