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Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Angela Merkel revealed that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace have been selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Angela Merkel went on to say.


Angela Merkel concluded, "new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims.".


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