The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are terrorising innocent investment bankers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts terrorising innocent investment bankers was George Osborne who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..