The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn admirers.

In the glorious days of Jim Davidson, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn admirers selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I like sponge.