The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that burning policemen at the stake is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Bernard Jenkin who today said we are a grandmother.