The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Lala from the teletubbies who today said surely something can be done?.