The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are helping illegal immigrants every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers helping illegal immigrants was Lala from the teletubbies who today said But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..