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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the unions are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the unions pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said kill the poor.


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