The Mail has learned that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are responsible for looting and pillaging supermarkets.

Has the world gone mad? Unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are looting and pillaging supermarkets with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to an unnamed source, who said "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants"